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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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Sunday 29 July 2012 12:42

Join a gym? Or possibly a bootcamp, because you need the willpower and perseverance

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Sunday 29 July 2012 12:53

You should daydream more often, but with a salad next to you.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 July 2012 6:28

chips can be a reward for a work out just use a small bag from a vending machine after your done at the gym...a reward actually makes a surprising difference...

Zyriel 2

Monday 30 July 2012 6:47

Step 1, don't have chips on hand

vettle 6

Monday 30 July 2012 6:59

Oh how I love chips. In order for me to have been successful at losing weight I stopped buying crap. Try it it's the only way.

154rct 7

Monday 30 July 2012 8:44

It's time to daydream and ear potato chips...and I'm all out of chips!

raiderschad11 3

Monday 30 July 2012 19:04

It cracks me up how people get so defensive when others give their honest opinion about something. You don't even know the person that wrote the fml so you shouldn't defend him like you do.

rygorg 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 8:18

Have you ever considered that it is their honest opinion to disagree with other people giving their "honest opinion" on the fml. Did that make any sense?