By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML
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music_woman1 11

Join a gym? Or possibly a bootcamp, because you need the willpower and perseverance

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somewizdom 15

You should daydream more often, but with a salad next to you.

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Calyx_fml 21

How the hell do you eat a whole bag of chips unknowingly?! Here's a clue... Stop buying junk food.

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Leslier_fml 4

If you really want to loose weight you gotta start by keeping all the junk food out of your house. If you would have been daydreaming and eaten a tray of healthy food you wouldnt be depressed right now.

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fukmefreddy 4

have some self control.

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imagineapc 11

Mmm, I love chips! Chips are great when eaten rarely and in moderation.

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nmlutgen 11

Buy more? Drown your sorrow in more junk foods. It's therapeutic for some. Or hit the gym and go get a life instead of posting your pathetic ways to the world for a false sense of satisfaction. Just saying.

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noobgang7 5

Losing weight is easy. I lost 30 pounds in 2 months just by jogging nightly and eating healthy.

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SobrietyKills 14

Everyone loses weight differently, if you have a pituitary disorder losing weight can be extremely difficult. Jogging wont work for everyone because everyone has their own way to do things. Tl;dr - losing weight isn't easy for everyone.

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gatorgirl2669 6

um, sounds like you need to get out more often, join a gym and have some better daydreams maybe about some diet drinks or weight loss pills

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