By Hopeless romantic - 16/08/2014 06:20 - Australia - Perth

Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
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jerryj 27

I can picture it happened like this: • you made eye contact with eachother • you smiled at him • while smiling you slowly poked your eye • he was confused

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biasedshooter 24

P-p-p-pokerface

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jerryj 27

I can picture it happened like this: • you made eye contact with eachother • you smiled at him • while smiling you slowly poked your eye • he was confused

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askullnamedbilly 33

How was you trying to sing to him connected to the eye poking incident?

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cjwayy 22

I have no idea what the hell #5 just said

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askullnamedbilly 33

Yup, my bad. I'm dyslexic, it happens.

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headofmedusa 15

I'm not dyslexic but I read sing at first too.

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oreoeater 21

Oooooooh... Sign... Right that makes so much more sense now

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sunnyray812 42

I was very confused with this FML because I kept reading it as "sing" also.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

I'm glad somebody pointed out that it said sign. I was picturing it like: *sings* "I looove yooou!" *pokes herself in the eye whilst trying to wipe a tear of joy*

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Michael903 18

If all works out, it'll be a great sorry for your kids and grandkids!

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tony1891 22

love at first sight?

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mrwilsong 6

Eye bet you didn't see that coming

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syki 22

That's the cornea-st pun I've ever heard.

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Kyle1dc 17

I'm blinded by the wording of these puns.

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cryssycakesx3 22

i-ris the pupils of FML would stop with the eye puns. you deserve 40 lashes..

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cryssycakesx3 22

I'm sorry that was so terrible. please bury it and spare me a bit of shame...

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brians3395 4

how can your eye bet something? that makes no sense at all.

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mrwilsong 6

Yeah you guys king of ruined the puns

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