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By starcatch777 - 09/05/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

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By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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By gross. - 28/04/2013 03:25 - United States - Greenville

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

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AlienX_fml 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:47

That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.

imacreeper 3

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:13

your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.

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13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:50

rolf!!!!

ieatcats 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:39

rolling on large floor??

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:34

Rolf is the dog from the Muppets. He plays piano

13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 8:22

oh damn that autocorrect

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:50

I tell people all the time how Facebook is used to spread evil

booboojlc 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:24

OMG someone in this world that thinks the same thongs about it as I do!!!

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 10:28

why don't I have -20 thumbs yet? as much as people love Facebook....

borkchop1992 15

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:51

did he put his penis in your mouth

pnellab 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:04

nice xd

uglygurl 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:52

nice friend

soozjw 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:52

if you were both strapped into a roller coaster ride, what help exactly were you expecting friend to give? At least they've saved the moment for posterity.

cowgirl7109 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:00

What r friends for? lmao

MyHandIsADolphin 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:22

Maybe your friend thought you passed up and thought you would get up in a minute.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:27

Sounds like something I would do.

ccheart55 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:27

my friends do the same stuff whenever I do anything a little weird it goes right on fb and I don't even have one!

ImInABox 6

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:32

Was it a "Ner ner ner" face? Cause then I don't blame your friend.. Nah. Jk. Sucks for you.

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