By starcatch777 - 09/05/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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AlienX_fml 0

That is a friends job. They cant help u blacking out. The only thing they can do is take funny pictures.

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imacreeper 3

your friend couldn't do much, considering the fact you were both ON a rollercoaster. if I was OP's friend, I would have done the same thing! that's a true friend right there.

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FLOWbroLAX 4

Your lucky He/she didn't write on ur face then take the photo:/

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FLOWbroLAX 4

should have put it on myspace ,, noone uses that enymoree

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melmeldolphin 8

Not to quibble or anything, but you didn't black out, you passed out. Blacking out is when you drink so much you don't remember what happened, but were still functioning and conscious. Passing out is losing consciousness. So unless you were drinking before you got on this roller coaster, I highly doubt you blacked out.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

So, OP was hoping his friend would pry open the safety harnesses of the roller coaster, pull him out and bring him over 30 feet down to the groud while the roller coaster is still moving. I know my friend won't do it, because his name is Clark Can't.

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monsterguru 0

that is a best friend u have right there

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macskapingvin 0

Society really seems to have a very strange idea of best friends these days. When I was young a best friend was someone who would cut their arm off to build you a stretcher.

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chosha_fml 26

Whether or not the friend could do much to help is irrelevant. They still shouldn't have taken photos and posted them in FB. This is not like when people pass out drunk - they deserve the ridicule.

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Skatejock21 0

how do you expect help from a friend who is on a rollercoaster with you while the ride is in motion? Come on... use some common sense.

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peaceee5 0

Hahahaha I blacked out for part of a roller coaster and while I was blacked out for a few seconds my head was leaning forward...two of my guy friends were in the seats behind laughing at me and my friend lol so embarrassing and I think us and only a few others were screaming the whole time

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