Miscellaneous: Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 00:47 - United States

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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By oh... - 20/10/2013 20:34 - United States - Springfield

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

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By guamfml - 03/06/2009 00:10 - Guam

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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Always save to the cloud!

By beachedwhale21 - 22/06/2020 05:01

Today, I finally finished typing up a story I had been working on for about 7 months, saved it on my computer and left to hang with friends. Came home later to find my dad had sold my laptop in order to pay his phone bill. My hard work is now gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:29 - Canada

Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

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By livingamongtheflowers - 15/05/2014 05:40 - United States

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

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Great parenting skills

By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 08:00

Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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Imawhalerider 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:10

Asshole, he should of told you he couldn't afford them so you had time to get a job and to apply for some scholarships. Sorry that your dad is a coward and a selfish bastard (assuming he didn't just lost his job) but then he wouldn't have enough time to forge them. pre-meditated bastardness.

lefail_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:07

dick move! does he not want you to go to school and be successful?

Comments

kb021 18

Sunday 17 February 2013 4:18

YDI for expecting your dad to pay your way through college. That's your job, not his.

inkdeath87 18

Friday 17 May 2013 4:31

Your dad sucks. FYL

ichigosama_fml 3

Saturday 14 December 2013 1:57

WHAT aw, man, you have to contact the college you want and tell them you're interested! Your dad can't do that!!!

cwl727 32

Wednesday 26 March 2014 20:28

I hope you confronted him.

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 20 June 2014 3:38

Dick!

ms1114 11

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:44

Maybe he just can't afford it and he didn't want you to know that you could have gone if he had the money and resent him or get upset.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 10 December 2014 2:16

I'd be furious.

coldasfire 23

Monday 23 March 2015 17:46

Now you know for opening those files, don't cry about it as you were the one who chose to find about it yourself

luked557 11

Thursday 25 June 2015 8:10

It's funny because I'm looking at random FML's and the one before this which takes place two months before this is an FML explaining that a guy wasn't getting into an colleges, good luck any man