Transportation: Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar...

By Raaaaaaarrrrrr - 13/07/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

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By The Last Cockbender - 06/10/2012 17:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML

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By mcfaily - 27/02/2010 20:45 - Canada

Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML

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By DeannaMarie - 26/12/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML

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By honeynuggetviolin - 01/05/2013 00:31

Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML

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By Rob - 01/12/2009 06:57 - United States

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

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By Jesus - 21/04/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2017 01:30

Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML

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By Smittynumerouno - 28/10/2016 03:13 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had an old man yell in my face because the boxes in our store only had Spanish words on them. I spent 15 minutes apologizing and trying to explain that the English was on the back side. He stormed out before I could even show him. FML

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Monday 13 July 2009 10:06

Call technical support. Maybe your drive can't read the... Oh, who am I kidding, you got ripped.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:01

next time maybe don't buy CDs from randoms in the subway.. but FYL, that's really lame.

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yourmysunshine 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:16

why would you do that??

_Noon_ 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:18

I'm guessing she either liked the music or wanted to do something good for humanity.

nattylight 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:20

you are an idiot. why buy a cd that you have no clue what is on it. you fail at being smart and succeed at being an idiot

ellbtvsvm 0

Monday 13 July 2009 22:23

"why buy a cd that you have no clue what is on it" plz lrn2write.

blondielove 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:23

hahaha that ******* sucks

voodootrucker 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:31

any chance you just moved to nyc don't buy anything from aspiring rappers either

star_ver 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:00

Yeah seriously, they all suck and if you buy a CD from one, 20 more appear out of nowhere asking you to buy *their* CDs too.

Nick402 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:32

Well, if he "always" plays Spanish guitar in the subway, you shouldn't have a problem tracking him down.

hazri 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:45

Ay Caramba! ( I am imagining thats your reaction)

div01 2

Monday 13 July 2009 10:49

Let's give the spanish guitar player the benefit of doubt. Maybe you brushed up on something that corrupted the data on the disc...a james bond wrist watch perhaps? Or he scammed you and you paid for his food and/or drug abuse. Look for a webiste opposite to this one like heartmylife.com or some shit to find ur guitar heros post about selling a blank cd to some dude in the subway :)