Love: Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank...

By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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By RonnieG - 22/07/2013 22:30 - United States - Orlando

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML

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thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:41

Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

Comments

TuteSweet 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:53

Idiot.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 5 September 2011 20:52

Oh man, royally funny op... Comic genius in the house... Dumb pos...

vicgeo92 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 0:25

Your parents suck just as much as mine do. That's ridiculous.

youknowimright 5

Friday 21 June 2013 11:52

You have no job and make stupid purchases? ydi

J03_b 2

Monday 16 June 2014 18:13

how desperate can one person get?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 10:18

You just lost your job and you're spending money on a ring?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 1 December 2016 18:29

Smart people I know would save whatever money they have left for emergencies if they lost their job or whatever reason. If you're unemployed and you think it's hilarious to spend money just to pull a prank, you're a complete moron, and I have no sympathy for you.