Love: Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank...

By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By sadfacemaking - 20/07/2021 08:01

Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML

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thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:41

Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

Comments

melissa_10 7

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:00

you just got fired, so u decided to spend ur money on a fake wedding ring??

stargold 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:03

were u bored

linkjp 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:14

they showed there true colors

Aperfect10 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:27

wow, that does suck

Sekococo 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:37

#4 not cool man shanedawson did that joke on youtube -.-

BangOut 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:00

at least u have internetz right?

warriormg12 4

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:08

maybe her parents are sick of her crap? This is a really stupid prank and the op's prob stupid to so she deserves it

HeyJinny 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:36

sucks for u

Colleenlasell 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:53

daamn

urabch 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:56

unless you are a d bag to them, the parents shouldn't care that much.

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