By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 675
You deserved it 11 077

Same thing different taste

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stacysmom 0

What? Did you WANT the fish to get hurt?

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ban4023 0

hahahahaahah u motherfucking son of a bitch why the **** do u value a coputer more then a real life? if u love electronics that much ur have no life and ur a total geek who will neverhave a girlfriend mother ****** hahahahahahahhahahaha!!! LOSER espeacilly that fat bitch ass moron who keeps on arguing only DO SOMETHING ELSE intoxicunt PUSSY AS BITCH!

...err, you mean your $2005 fish is fine =)

I'd have to say YDI. Never ever keep liquid around your computer. I have accidentally spilled a half glass of grape juice and a partial can of rootbeer into my wireless keyboard before... and that was a bitch enough to clean and get working again.

bubblybrooke 12

think of it this way- if you were the fish, would you rather die or have some inanimate object be destroyed? fish are living, breathing organisms too!

ISellHerbs 0

You're an 18 year old female trying to win fights over the internet. Give up, you're only proving how pathetic you are. Now let it go.

"Now let it go". Nice. Hypocrisy must be your hobby, huh? Who started shit out of nowhere just to be an annoying dipshit? Huh. I believe you're the pathetic one here. You also don't deserve to live for mentioning my gender. I'm not trying to "win" anything. I didn't know there was a medal for pointing out what a failure you are. So let's try this again. You're a 16 year old something who insults others because you think you're witty, then get on your high horse when they get a reply. You repeatedly say "let it go", though you don't understand the meaning of the words. You can't do math or read for shit, seeing as how you STILL think I'm 18 (moron). Aaaand, you call others pathetic. Conclusion: Your mother probably wishes she had aborted you. You are a hypocrite who accuses others of things and attempts witty insults to make yourself feel better.

Hotlobbies2 is probably a whiny, greasy child rubbing one off to thoughts of your science teacher, while typing idiotic insults with the other eight fingers. There ya go, Toxi :]

Bahaha, thank you! My day is perfect now. *Thumbs up*

I tried to edit it so it'd be clear I was talking about him, but I only got as far as putting in "hotlobbies2" and couldn't change "your" to "his". Not that he could recognise bad grammar, so I doubt he'd try to attack that. Thanks :D Also +1 to you for completely ripping him a new asshole :] That was amazing.

It was very entertaining to read. Nothing beats seeing a fool get a hard serving they deserve. I 'almost' feel sorry for hotlobbies2. That was ruthless.

Baha, some of mine didn't quite sound right, but it still blows his shitty typing out of the water. Haha, thanks. I enjoy it. :)

ISellHerbs 0

Math has absolutely nothing to do with not having clicked your page before. I thought you were 18 but I was wrong, you are actually one year younger and a whole life dumber. First of all, learn what hypocrisy is, because my comments have not shown the definition of the word. Maybe if you spent less time learning from the internet and more time learning from school, you wouldn't make ignorant use of words. Secondly, I called you pathetic, not anyone else, therefore maybe it is you that must learn proper reading comprehension. Since you must still be in school, I recommend maybe dropping the standard English classes and looking towards some classes of higher learinng which grant your mind a little more dignity. Third and I believe last, a conclusion in formal proofs or essays is supposed to be a statement which could only be deemed valid based on the facts given in the preceding paragraphs. Your abortion statement has no correlation to your arguement, therefore it cannot be proven true. That which is not true is false. I may be physically a year or so younger than you, but I can guarantee you decades ahead of you intelligence-wise. Another word of advice, never enter any altercation you are not sure you can win. To use an old phrase, I see you have engaged in this battle of wits, but you are clearly unarmed. Also, I do not believe that I should need to point this out, but notice how I didn't insult you through hateful comments such as your abortion statement. Actually that there was sort of an insult, although I already know what to expect from the ass end of Tennessee that is the Blue Ridge Mountains; and if you couldn't pick that up, I am also from Tennessee, Williamson County to be exact. So don't go off insulting my mathematics or reading skills, especially from hillbilly country, insulting someone from one of the top school districts in America.

Thank you for your essay but I believe you may have taken her comments out of context.

Did your mama write that novel for you? All of a sudden you're some intelligent, proper person? Sorry, but your trolling comments beg to differ. If you had half a brain you wouldn't have started the argument in the first place. "First of all, learn what hypocrisy is, because my comments have not shown the definition of the word. Maybe if you spent less time learning from the internet and more time learning from school, you wouldn't make ignorant use of words." -How the **** are you not a hypocrite? You said to get over it (and that you were, also), which you're clearly not. You told her to get a life, when you obviously don't have one yourself. By the way, good job going from being a presumptuous asshole with the "hillbilly country" line to a snotty little pisshead at the next. No one gives a **** where you go to school. All we see is your hypocrisy and idiocy. Maybe you should take that thesaurus you've clearly got sitting at your side, and beat yourself over the head with it. Does it include a dictionary? If so, look up "hypocrite"...you obviously don't know what it means.

Ok, so I can't keep responding. Not because I think anything you said was true. Simply because I'm breaking a lot of the FML rules, and I don't feel like doing that excessively. I complain about users like you, but I forfeit my right to when I join in the fighting. I may get back to this, but basically my response is "What Witchcraft said". By the way, Albert Einstein is a drop out. He didn't even go to the school the whole time, let alone go to "one of the top districts in the country". Thank you, Witchcraft. Your comment was amazing.

HAH! Where did you buy your clothes hotlobbies? THE TOILET STORE!?

Thanks, Toxi :] Always willing to help you out against people who insult for absolutely no reason.

Bahaha tough little bastards, those $5 fish. =P