Miscellaneous: Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him...

By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 01:30

Today, while dropping files off at my boss's house, I tripped and fell into his fish tank. We both watched as a crack spread all the way across the glass and shattered, covering his carpet in fish and water. His only words to me were, "I'll see you at work tomorrow. Maybe." FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By refines - 23/09/2017 16:00

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML

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Impatient fish

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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Chunk of change

By ProneToBlondeMoments - 05/10/2009 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was just about to do an important presentation in front of my boss and co-workers. When, without warning I tripped in front of everyone and knocked a VERY expensive computer off the table. How do I know it was so expensive? I'm paying for it. FML

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You deserved it 5 135

stacysmom 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 1:44

What? Did you WANT the fish to get hurt?

Lokizzle 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 1:38

At least the fish is fine :P

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Fridiculously 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:25

fish life > computer

bubblybrooke 12

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:26

life is more important than any money...regardless of how little the life me seem to be worth.

aznducky 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:34

okay first of all, your life sucks. second, you deserved that because who the hell puts anything containing liquids over rather expensive electronics?

causeless 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:39

How can you say a fish's life is worth even half a computer? I'de rather a million fish die than lose my electronics.

lifeinhd 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:41

Where'd you get a $10 fishbowl? I've been trying to find one to keep the goldfish that I feed to my turtle in, but they're all like $50.

Mykeh 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:43

Wow, you were so unlucky. On the other hand your fish was incredibly lucky. You got a new fish, you might as well get a new computer too.

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:45

YDI for using a Mac.

xxchilloutxx 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:47

Yeah cos really, what's a life(something YOU have too) compared to some money(something humans made up!)... Also, fish shouldn't be kept in bowls, and a tank should be left for a number of weeks before any fish are introduced, to cycle so the fish isn't left suffocating in it's own ammonia... so really, ydi!

Scotticus117 11

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:54

YDI for putting a giant bowl of water on your desk!

ISellHerbs 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:55

I wouldn't be calling anyone names Intoxicunt. Not my fault you get offended by the slightest thing. No offense but I know you're 18 but maybe you need to grow up a tad bit more to where you can let things go. I've let it go but I'm just giving you some advice.