Money: Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

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Same thing different taste

By backtothelaundrettethen - 03/12/2012 11:40 - Germany

Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

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By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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Complexion

By balloonface - 18/02/2016 07:48 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I finally treated myself and bought my first moisturizer. The woman at Sephora promised it would "retexturize my face." If by "retexturize" she meant, "make it feel like a rubber balloon," then she was right on the money. FML

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Extreme reaction

By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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The smell detective is on the case

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By shitty candles - 01/12/2014 07:30 - United States - Issaquah

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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wavesofblue 1

Friday 3 September 2010 16:30

$20 isn't expensive...

Rico255 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:30

mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn

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ChloeeBebe 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:41

how is 20 bucks expensive?

byrd120 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:04

demand an exchange or refund tell them smell it urself!!

Zacham 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:12

I know moisturizers that are $70

asthmaticrhino 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:12

so wear perfume, it'd mask the smell

carefree 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:53

what did u buy?

doggie3 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:55

if ypu think thats expensive for a moisturizer, you have problems.

misslizz327 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 3:59

eeww that sucks

mommas240 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:09

20 is definitely not expensive for face moisturizer. ive paid 5 times that and thats expensive.

hamshama 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 4:33

haha... poo. :P

kmknotek 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:06

no wonder it smells like shit 20 dollars isnt expensive.

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