By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 611
You deserved it 31 360

Same thing different taste

Top comments

wavesofblue 1

mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn

Comments

lindseytaylor201 0

20 dollars is expensive to you .... ?

Since when is $20 expensive? I pay $75 for mine. Then again, I'm a beauty product snob. But at least I don't smell like poop.

UpYoursInAdvance 0
wtfwtjd 0

maybe it's the hands putting it on, not the moisturizer...

ASA5G 2

omg people. shes not emphasizing the amount of money she paid she's emphasizing the fact that she paid for it and all it does is make her face smell like shit.

cajekraze 7

ydi for buying cheap moisturizer and thinking $20 is expensive. Also, who doesn't smell a product before using it

Is it me? Or where i come from .. it's exstremly rude to take mostiriser off the sheft and smell it [have to sqeeze a bit out or you can't smell it]. So people saying YDI for not being able to smell it first.. well.. from where i'm from, you basicly can't. But then again, i always get unfragenced moisturising.. seems like a better option, as I just want a moisturising, and go for a brand i trust. Oh and OP, shouldn't it be more about if it acually moisturises your face? and $20 sounds likes loads to pay for it.. why?? Why OP? I think i spend like £3.50 ($6/7) max for a good moisturiser..[yes it's in ££s because i'm awesome]

#151 I always take beauty products off the shelf and smell them before I buy them-- I honestly didn't think it was that uncommon.

redrovaa 0

A). For some brokeass people, 20$ IS a lot. Like me. B.) Why assume it's a girl, there is no indication. It IS anonymous. C.) You actually CAN'T open shit in the store. It's against the rules. No matter how many times you've done it and didn't get yelled at, it's still wrong. ANYWAY. Just see if you can add some natural thing to make it smell good, like vanilla or honey.

KiM1314 0

read the label next time OP. Sometimes those things are made with bird shit.