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By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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thewizardseeker 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:16

maybe she decided to check out the car to?

GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:18

Don't jump to conclusions. There may be a perfectly innocent reason it was there. Maybe she loaned the earrings to a friend? Maybe a group of you were in the car and she rode in the backseat?

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tarheels32388 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 6:26

hey OP maybe that's ur friends way of tellin u that ur wife is a cheating ***** bag. And u should confront her!

Reaper417 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 6:59

hope u at least got a discount

lickme89 3

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:19

They would have sum answers 4 me ...i'd beat sum ass

perdix 29

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:55

I believe the OP and the friend had very different definitions of the phrase "test drive."

iloveyou1717 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:50

nice friend! ydi from buying a car from a friend

sports_chic 6

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:51

#20 I don't think that's a good idea.. haha

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:08

HAHaHa, She road tested it for you.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:10

So if you bled you lost a little weight.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 15:09

whoops wrong reply...

jennadol95 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 9:16

47: lmao. Thats pretty funny. 

dasch_n_it 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 10:05

hahahahahah that sucks

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