Love: Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting... - FML

By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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thewizardseeker 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:16

maybe she decided to check out the car to?

GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:18

Don't jump to conclusions. There may be a perfectly innocent reason it was there. Maybe she loaned the earrings to a friend? Maybe a group of you were in the car and she rode in the backseat?

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zombieboy78 4

Monday 9 January 2012 4:34

That happened to me once. I just got out of jail

eatsleepjb 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:07

Someone else could have had the same earrings as her...

imperialtl 12

Wednesday 29 August 2012 1:20

This actually made me feel bad for you. Sincerely sad.

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 22 March 2013 0:35

Couldn't one of your friends lady friends have the same earings?

gameover18 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:44

Your wife can go suck it. Which she most likely did. Leave her two bit **** ass.

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 27 August 2013 15:11

Damn! It sucks to be you OP. If she never told you about hitching a ride in your friends car, then she definitely hitched one on his Johnson.

FRUITFUCKED 9

Wednesday 28 August 2013 5:58

Oh yeah, totally ask her. 'Cause people are so truthful about cheating.

lolita88_fml 27

Wednesday 28 August 2013 18:37

Wow.

BiaBauer 29

Friday 30 August 2013 10:05

That sucks. :D

JesseAttack 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 0:48

Perhaps... he has a friend who had the same ones... That still sucks :/.

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