Animals: Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

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By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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By brokenrainbow. - 31/12/2009 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML

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By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00

Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By catwoman - 31/10/2009 04:34 - Australia

Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

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By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Luke - 15/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

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By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 16:00

Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML

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Monday 26 September 2011 0:40

You have a gross pussy :D

boarder540 12

Monday 26 September 2011 0:42

Sure it's cat piss?

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 20:30

My ex wife busted me w/a UV light...After sex, I'd dust off my woody on her designer curtains...

Neonnight 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:49

Nice new carpet time

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 26 September 2011 21:29

maybe you should start leaving the bathroom door open so you cat can get to the litter box?

funnyshitt 0

Monday 26 September 2011 22:12

Maybe it wasent the cat

tragicnightmare 15

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:13

haha I'm sorry, that made my day!

wickedevaa 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:22

If there was that much piss on the floor then I don't see why it would take a uv lamp to figure it out. Unless you have no sense of smell...

wickedevaa 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:24

And maybe you should try cleaning the litterbox more than once a week, cause most cats like a clean toilet

PedoBearTrap 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:04

YDI for owning a cat, cats are bastards.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:44

First of all, if there is that much cat pee in the house, couldn't you smell it? Second, are you sure the light revealed cat pee and not some sort of other bodily fluid? I'm a CSI nut, so of course I had to ask. :D Anyway, get the cat a litter box, or better yet - get a dog.