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By CrazzY88s - 06/06/2010 16:00 - Ireland

Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By gaga - 22/05/2012 07:34 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By OperaLover - 12/09/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By exchange - 17/12/2009 05:00 - Ireland

Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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My new house

By Anonymous - 22/01/2013 08:27 - New Zealand - Wainuiomata

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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Sorry mate, you're on your own

By LivingBroke - 21/08/2017 20:01

Today, I signed the lease for a flat that a mate and I decided to move into. About five minutes after leaving the renting agency, I received a text from my mate saying he couldn't move in with me after all. I am now the happy tenant of a large inner city flat that I can't afford. FML

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Blazikengirl 4

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:17

Call it the Luck o' the Irish.

RussianWolf 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:19

I wish I could buy an apartment over an Irish folk music store...

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vitalic_fml 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 21:40

Uhhh if some of you hate the French so much, then GTFO this website, it's made by a French guy and it was originally in French.

Dylan94_fml 8

Monday 7 June 2010 4:43

so?

shanemayhem 1

Sunday 6 June 2010 21:44

Awesome!

Tara_Alesia 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 21:49

that's not bad..

crlsflrs 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 21:51

"Your" "you're". it's not even hard

TheDeadWhoWalks 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 21:57

Lol Idiot

evilwaffles 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:01

lucky!

sallen0046 4

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:13

This sounds like a win to me. Folk music isn't particularly loud, but even so Irish music is usually fairly pleasant. However YDI if you're unhappy. What kind of idiot moves in over a store, club, or bar of any kind without bothering to check out what it is?

TechnicolorEyes5 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:14

Dude. I'd LOVE to live above an Irish Record store!

tricHster 4

Sunday 6 June 2010 23:40

Same here! :]

awesomeloser14 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 22:25

ikr!! awesome music!!

NikkiLeigh 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:53

Ha! You silly billy, thats way rad-embrace it.

penguinazul 13

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:54

How is this an FML? Irish folk music is awesome! You suck for not appreciating other cultures.

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