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By CrazzY88s - 06/06/2010 16:00 - Ireland

Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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By gaga - 22/05/2012 07:34 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By OperaLover - 12/09/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By exchange - 17/12/2009 05:00 - Ireland

Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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My new house

By Anonymous - 22/01/2013 08:27 - New Zealand - Wainuiomata

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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Sorry mate, you're on your own

By LivingBroke - 21/08/2017 20:01

Today, I signed the lease for a flat that a mate and I decided to move into. About five minutes after leaving the renting agency, I received a text from my mate saying he couldn't move in with me after all. I am now the happy tenant of a large inner city flat that I can't afford. FML

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Blazikengirl 4

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:17

Call it the Luck o' the Irish.

RussianWolf 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 19:19

I wish I could buy an apartment over an Irish folk music store...

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BountyBass 13

Monday 7 June 2010 2:36

your a langer boi!!!

darknut79 17

Monday 7 June 2010 3:15

Irish music freakin rocks man. YDI for not knowing....

musicalsarcasm16 0

Monday 7 June 2010 3:45

weee'll drink-a-drink-a-drink to lily the pink-the-pink-the-pink the savior ooof the human ra-a-ace! she invented medicinal compounds most efficacious in every case! Irish rovers ftw 

BECK_OR 0

Friday 18 June 2010 1:33

hahaha luv it, can't understand half dat song do

tbonea1990 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:22

dude that's awesome

Jogan1234 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:31

agreed #21 that is a win

Katuski 4

Monday 7 June 2010 4:43

I would love to have a place like that.

CuMorrigu 14

Monday 7 June 2010 5:39

FML? I believe you mean FTW. That would be awesome!

ifreakingsparkle 0

Monday 7 June 2010 5:48

I see nothing wrong with this. It'll be great to drink to..

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 7 June 2010 6:20

What?! I'd be stoked!

moon21_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 6:34

i'll be willing to take that house off your hands if you like :D

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Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML

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Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

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Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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