Miscellaneous: Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone.... - FML

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:17

Hope you bought the iWarranty!

Pudagiah 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.

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ilovedonkeys11 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:29

U need to be more careful!!!!

demonkonga 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:30

WELL SECOND TIME THE CHARM

Natas9680 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:33

Ain't that some shit.

alexup24 13

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:35

there's a first time for everything

pexy_fml 16

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:35

Like a BOSS

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:35

Is there an app for that? I bet there is!

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:35

Unlucky, you should still have warranty on it. If not, get it repaired!

zayn_malik 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:35

That sucks! :/

GoodLuck353 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Congrats on your new iPhone ... I think..

iShannon 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:37

How do you manage to do that? LOL. I thought iPhones were fairly easy to break, but I got one the other day and I found out it's pretty hard to break.

justin3301987 2

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:01

Not really. That glass isn't as durable as they say and one decent drop with shatter the screen or back. I repair them all the time and people always say it wasn't that bad of a drop.. Pretty lame right?

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