Miscellaneous: Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone....

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 838

By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:17

Hope you bought the iWarranty!

Pudagiah 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 0:36

Normally the warranty doesn't cover stupidity.

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gizmo92 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:12

It's spelt "realize" in America, but it's spelt "realise" with an s in Australia

LikeASombodee 6

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:16

Did you get a protection plan?

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:18

apple stuff break to easy, buy something tougher if your such a clutz or at least an otterbox

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:21

Maybe you weren't meant to be an iPhone user...go back to android OP..instagram's available no worries

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:25

Otter box get one.

cmyk 19

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:47

Haaa... I managed to do that to a mate's phone.. -.- expencive lesson learned.. Hope you have a good warranty on it!

vocaloidtiger 12

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:52

There's an app for that! ... No wait, not even good ol' Steve could come up with something as great as that! ... No wait, we don't even have Steve anymore... What's this world coming to?!

Sammiee24 3

Wednesday 18 April 2012 1:55

First time for everything right ?

iamawriter1881 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:09

I feel your pain. 2 hrs after I got mine it slipped out of my pocket, fell into a puddle on the front and cracked the back

NoxiousNorwegian 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 2:12

Man, I feel your pain. Too bad there isn't an app for this. Screw you Steve jobs!!!

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