By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Synedge 0

Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!

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Capnstinkfoot 0

Kill her ... Or just cut the contract by 48 hours

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Jimboom 11

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ItsAUnicorn 27

Indeed, I can't stand expensive gifts either

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gammagamma 2

what a bitchy thing of her to do, she shouldnt have accepted the phone if she was going to break up with you. Call her and tell her you want the phone back, if she says no, then cancel her contract, at least then she'll have to pay herself.

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Sawadee 0

It's because you installed the iBF app for her ....now she don't need her real life bf anymore

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vipera_23 0

Steal the phone back, and keep it for yourself :)

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Tubasaurus 0

Well at least if she manages to keep the phone, she will feel stupid because the new iPhone is going to be announced at WWDC later today.

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Kingofnothing85 0

I agree with #1 #2 #3 etc... cancel the crap.

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redbluegreen 40

Bitch. Cancel or take it back. She doesn't need that sort of gift. For some reason, iPhone's tend to fall into breakups. It's been in another FMLs I believe, and just before my (ex) best friend and I got in our last fight, I bought her an iPhone. Maybe they're cursed?

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aback 4

See if you can cancel, and give her some ******* stamps and stationery, instead. She can strain her brain and write you a "dear John" letter.

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Mauled2Death 0

This is the third time i've seen an FML like this one... YDI for bullshitting the readers.

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