Intimacy: Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing...

By nilssonfan - 17/11/2010 08:08 - United States

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

By Rhett_15 - 01/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML

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Most good songs are

By Cicie - 27/01/2017 03:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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Warren Zevon wrote bangers

By The song is "Excitable Boy" - 02/01/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've been trying to find and revisit a song that my dad listened to all the time when I was a kid, and I finally found it. Except now I'm old enough to realize the lyrics are about a psychotic man who gets put in a "home" for things I cannot put in here. FML

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By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:09

it's funny how things are different when were older hey. like the play school song :|

fleg 9

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:31

Since the username says “nilssonfan”, I’m gonna guess she means “Bath” and “Without You” by Harry Nilsson.

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Jaydos 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 15:01

how is this an intimacy fml????

starberries 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 15:30

Your childhood did not shatter. Your childhood is in the past. Now you're a big girl and you can deal with adult topics. STFU.

invulove 0

Friday 19 November 2010 0:04

my my, bitter are we?

DanielleTheOne 3

Friday 19 November 2010 11:06

I found out recently that 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light' is about a guy telling a girl he loves her just to get in her pants... All those years i thought it was about baseball :D

Delorean_Fanatic 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 10:01

Yeah, a couple songs did that to me too...the words change when you get older...

zenti 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:18

This is why I stopped looking up song lyrics and trying to figure out the meaning of songs. I can't listen to them the same way again. Then again, most of the new songs I listen to just sound like gobbledy-gook on the outside, so I would actually have to spend time looking up a bunch of information just to figure it all out. Reminds me of Rocko's Modern Life. It was great when I was a kid, but now when I watch it I just laugh harder because of all the adult jokes in it that I didn't notice before.

zoelovee 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:18

I LOL'ed when I saw this. Oh well, you'll get over it?:P

nateshannon1 4

Friday 30 September 2011 9:58

this happened to me too! when i was a kid i jammed to the band "Cannibal Corpse" and my favorite song was "hammer smashed face" featured in ace ventura. come to find out that song is really about a hammer smashed face.