By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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Bebbo_fml 21

vegetarians have bacon without the meat; so ya they still kinda do like it.

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lovelyspyder 7

O_O that's not bacon.

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Dean3000 6

YDI for wasting $83 on a frigging bottle of perfume that you didn't test before buying.

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worlds123dumbest 4

She did test it. Just not on her self.

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DollyDope 17

Whats the problem? This should guarantee that he always wants to eat you (out, preferably)

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TeahaIsAmazing 2

They won't *give* a refund.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Glad SOMEONE eventually said this.

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monocyte 4

Maybe wherever he walked in already smelled like bacon and your nose by then was desensitized? Or maybe he has olfactory hallucinations that make him smell bacon everywhere.. I think it's most important that YOU like the perfume

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ohcomeonsrsly 6

...am I the only one who thinks it's crazy that she wasted $83 on perfume in the first place? Wow I must have been poorer growing up than I thought.

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Blonde_Babe143 7

But wouldn't he be all up on you if you smelled like bacon?

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krewer21 1

Men love bacon! We will eat it and what tastes and smells like it! Chica, you got it going ON!

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pfx2_fml 15

Well no wonder it cost so much

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