By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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musicmel22 4

Perfect gift for someone!

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delicious69 5

I would come at you like a one armed badger if you smelled like bacon!!

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crystalnight 19

Well no wonder it smelled absolutely amazing.

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annie_nk 22

I know it's read like 83 dollars, but the sign comes last. 83$. I know I sound like a grammar nazi but it's just one of my biggest pet peeves.

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annie_nk 22

It's been corrected. sigh. Alright. Bring on the -1's.

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Tamz13 2

Bacon is Awesome! Wish I had some of this stuff

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RedPillSucks 31

This FML feels like a duplicate

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perdix 29

#82, no, you've just been wishing for it too long. The closest real thing I've heard of is Burger King makes a cologne that smells like char-broiled meat. I'd get it, but I'm afraid of self-cannibalization.

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skyeyez9 24

Some perfumes' scent changes a bit once it blends with a person's hormones or something like that.

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