By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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Comments

my2centsworth 15

You think it smells great; he thinks it smells like bacon. Guys generally like the smell of bacon. Unless he's a biter, I don't see the problem.

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SweetJTBR 22

I believe it's called "Bacón". Seriously, look it up.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Get some pancake scented shampoo. Then you can be like the Breakfast Princess from Adventure Time! *drool*

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perdix 29

And the problem is he's bringing lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise and toast to bed and stabbing you with toothpicks.

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jokesta187 11

I'd say own it... Bacon if freaking awesome.

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strawberrywine22 30

Omg. Bacon perfume?!?? Where can I get some?

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Atlanticcowgirl 4

It's perfect! Smells great to women and like bacon to men. HELLO! what better way is there to attract guys atttention then to smell like meat!!!

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DerMarktradikale 13

See the positive side: Now you already have one gift for someone for Christmas!

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superhumangambit 4

Get one that smells like a Five Guys and you'll have all the fatties chasing you.

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