By lonelygirl - 17/08/2012 23:33 - United States - Circleville

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 070
You deserved it 27 018

Same thing different taste

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Maybe you should give it catnip first, then try the laser pointer...

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doglover100 28

Sucks. My dog used to love chasing the flashlight light, and chewing on toys and old shoe laces. Now she doesn't do anything. She never wants to play with her toys with someone and just sleeps.

osm1989_fml 6

People, just because OP said she bought the cat doesn't necessarily mean that she couldn't have adopted, so stop freaking out. I adopted my cat, but I still had to pay for him, meaning that I technically bought him... Where are you adopting pets where they're just handing out cats for free? Sometimes I think people get pissy on here just for the sake of being pissy.

stuckONsingle 4

Mine won't either lol but the dog does xp

My adopted cat doesn't like catnip, laser pointers and pretty much every toy made for cats. >.>

It's too smart to chase a stupid laser-point ;)

Alpha2121 0

Just so you know, and any other cat owner who is all "LAWL I LOVE THE LAZER THING:" That can seriously damage your cat's eyes even if you aren't aiming the lazer directly into them. Even if you only keep it on the floor or on the wall and they chase after it, you're doing damage to their eyes. So stop it. It's cruel.

You should enjoy giving your kitty neck scratches and belly rubs. They're only there so you can give them attention, and -only- the kind of attention that they are looking for. And if they just so happen to like to play, that's a bonus for you.

Sounds like you got the world's Smartest Cat.