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By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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By XxEmoWolfiexX - 24/05/2012 21:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

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Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 14:00

Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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Scaredy cat

By Luke - 15/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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whyevenbother 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:54

he was right.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:11

Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:52

rawrr >:3

Gia0896 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:11

AWESOME! Thats a cool idea. Im gonna try that on my brother. :)

BrutalFbomb 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 8:53

I'm gonna buy one just to do that lmao!!!

Angi95 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:04

at least you married a guy with a sense of humor.

whyevenbother 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:54

he was right.

null_fml 11

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:27

Yep, that's what I was gonna say too. He was right.

BenignScientists 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 14:46

I concur

Reyo 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:38

I chuckled.

ifinsane 6

Friday 28 October 2011 23:38

That's what you get for having a cat.

michael_Hardman 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:57

priceless...thats something i would do

bedspring_kiss54 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:05

Ouch!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:11

Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

megusta3 5

Monday 1 October 2012 23:51

connorhperkins 9

Monday 13 June 2016 6:48

That's just cruel and unusual

Antivirus_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:21

But then she wont be able to have kids. :p

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:34

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funny shit right here people!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:39

At least you were awakened from sleep by raw, physical, rough animal play. Yum. :] Was he spanked for being a bad boy?

EmilyCecile 0

Friday 18 March 2011 2:07

oh ha i see what u did there. nice :)

jdog69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:52

that IS funny

napero 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 11:36

And he took a video of it and posted on youtube? I want to see that >: D

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