Love: Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert....

By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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Saturday 26 June 2010 12:06

What a bunch of assholes.

awesomechick618 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 12:14

just to be clear, those people are not your friends, real friends don't do shit like that. that's just wrong.

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godlydrmmr 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 14:30

I smell some gang banging

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 27 June 2010 10:57

good lord, you SMELL it? |the kid|

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 26 June 2010 14:46

time to reevaluate who your friends are it sounds like. fyl

vyndel 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:20

Hahahahha OP, you're gf is gonna do a train on your friends!

alex112094 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:40

lol 799 pages of FML WOOOOOT

_rainboes 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:44

dump the chick. why'd she let them do that...

unmadebed 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 16:31

Your girlfriend must be awesome!

knight0748 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:43

you're awesome with the awesome hair and the awesome tat! awesome! ^^

unmadebed 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:14

hahah thank you!My narwhal seems to be popular amongst FMLers.=]YOU'RE AWESOME!

ATL_chris 6

Saturday 26 June 2010 17:42

it'd be sweet if you could cancel tickets like credit cards. They get there and can't get in :D

dorktastic09 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:02

that is so shitty. break up with girl and forget the friends.

killakatieh 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:50

oh my gosh :(

V_S234 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:51

Nope. It's "my friends and me." You wouldn't say "for I to go to a concert."

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