Embarrassing, Accident and Health: Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I...

By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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You deserved it 2 736

By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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You deserved it 4 347

Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:00

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

Frankietodamizza 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:01

sounds as though you should go commando

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Fresh4416 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:56

Buy bigger panties.

HolyPotato 9

Friday 16 March 2012 0:00

Are you really a nun?

reno767 1

Friday 16 March 2012 0:02

Go on a diet...

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Friday 16 March 2012 0:07

Nuns don't wear any makeup or pluck their eyebrows... My guess would be, No.

spaffler 2

Friday 16 March 2012 0:07

If you were alone lol. If you were with your boyfriend rofl noob.

desireev 17

Friday 16 March 2012 0:31

Huh?! What?!?!.....

C94_ 0

Friday 16 March 2012 0:09

Lmao

adamfriesth 2

Friday 16 March 2012 0:13

Pics or it didnt happen

ankoku 2

Friday 16 March 2012 0:16

Serves you right for trying to wear underwear!!!!

kayaker83 4

Friday 16 March 2012 0:18

I'm hoping your a girl..... LOL

coolstorybro6 6

Friday 16 March 2012 0:30

One time I broke my toe when taking off jeans and falling into my closet.

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Same thing different taste

Right in the feetsies

Dumb, but relatable

Couch fights!

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