Embarrassing, Accident and Health: Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I...

By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 23:00

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

Frankietodamizza 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:01

sounds as though you should go commando

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karmicsamadi86 9

Friday 16 March 2012 13:40

Happens to the best of us. I tripped and fell on my face while putting mine on the other day.

SW500 13

Friday 16 March 2012 17:20

That's hot

iraqvet0405 1

Friday 16 March 2012 20:32

Ouch

xSIRxSHIGGLESx 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:35

Actually your small toe gets broken several times a year the bone is so tiny you just mistake it as a slight pain

klimp 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:12

Your a dumbass

Sympathies 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 17:54

I perplexed on how painful and quite hilariouse this is srry

bri1201 0

Monday 19 March 2012 5:22

Awe what a poor little baby...

YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:52

Be grateful, there are far worse mishaps you could have had involving your panties.

reckhello12 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:11

oh sad :(

uniquechic21 12

Monday 2 April 2012 2:56

Sounds like something I would do.

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