By Anonymous - 03/07/2010 04:19 - United States
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wow tht sucks for u
well atleast ske didn't somehow rip off your braces. that wouldve really hurt
I think you took carpet munching to litteral...
that happened to me before. braces suck.
I did the same thing with a glove. The only difference is that I managed to pull the bracket off when I tugged thinking the string would break. I'd say fyl butttt it looks like your railroad tracks managed to stay on your face :)
invisalign ftw?
#10; pulling the brackets off isn't really too painful. It's the wire sticking out because the brackets aren't in their correct spot that kills. Easy fix at the ortho but imagine eating with a wire poking you in the back of the mouth o:
YDI for having braces but at least u didn't rip them off...that would suck so much more
did u get rugburn on your teeth?
35- How would you know what her boyfriends pubes look like?
how'd it taste?
lol. agree with 33. sucks, but hilarious.
23- you're very stupid.
31-stfu. you don't get to pick your teeth!
note to self-DONT EAT THE CARPET
#34 FTW means for the win. it's a nerd term. :) and hahahaahaha op that's awesome, that happened to my boyfriend when we were little, with my hair.... akward much?!?
must have had some good food in your dream to be gnawing on carpet
were you like making out with the rug then?
You sure it was the type of rug that is on the floor?
I feel your pain D:
lol awh, that sucks
Ouch. I feel bad for you. I have braces too, and they are always in the way. Good luck! Oh, and FYL.
Ok, so your braces got stuck, but your mom cut them out without damaging you or your braces I guess... I don't see much of an fml. More like hahaha you were attatched to a rug for a few minutes.
That's the point of FML..a funny story where you would say FML because you were embarrassed or something similar. This site has gotten too serious. I like laughing at people's bad experiences. I don't go on here to feel sorry for people. I've got enough real FML in my own life that the "my dog died" ones on Here are simply depressing.
37: you agreed with my comment while making it sound like you don't. I was pointing out that I like enjoying the site for the goofy FMLs
Just think of how much different this FML would be if you replaced the word "sawed" with "jacked".
getting Jacked off with scissors sounds rather unpleasant. I'd rather stay stuck to the carpet
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Ah, it's okay. There are times in life when it's okay to have your face buried deep in a rug. Did you get some experience out of it?
Yes, because we all use our teeth to make out.