By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Can't you call then cops for that? ..

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Rainbow_Crash 11

Oh, **** that crazy bitch. She's nuttier than squirrel shit. Press charges on her stupid ass for breaking and entering ad animal abuse.

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thegreycat_fml 12

I think the police need to be involved. Quickly before she tries something worse. There is no excuse for her doing that, or abusing you to begin with.

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Redvelvet16 11

Sue her! Have her charged for breaking and entering, animal cruelty, and so much more!

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mrcbh 6

I would buy a pumpkin, leave it on her doorstep, with a knife stabbed through a note that says...YOU.

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Bebbo_fml 21

Can't she be charged with animal cruelty?

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StinkMonkey22 4

Break her window with a rock. I've done it plenty of times. It feels wrong before you do it, but after it feels great. (Not a sexual term)

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