By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Can't you call then cops for that? ..

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KaylaTackett 18

Wow! I really hope you called the police! That's terrible!

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rogwest 23

Wow what a psychotic crazy b#!@h!!

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AnimeGirl1 10

ANIMAL ABUSE. GET HER ASS IN JAIL FOR THAT PLEASE. ITS SICKENING.

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wtdafuq 6

Close call. .Any longer with that psycho and that fork could have been heading for u!! :O

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wtdafuq 6

Wtdafuq!! Close call OP. Any longer with that psycho n tht.fork could have been heading for u!! :O

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KaiserSD 8

HOLY HELL, BASIC INSTINCT IS REAL!?!?! OMG, I'm so surprised!!! Not really...

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mesahus 5

Omg. Rest in peace dear hamster. TIME TO SHAVE HER HAIR OFF >:(

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incoherentrmblr 21

Make sure you call the cops, animal control, and PETA.

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TogeBara 12

Breaking and entering, conspiracy to commit a crime, animal abuse just three things you could tell the cops to charge her with if you push the matter. I don't know why you wouldn't at the least get a restraining order though.

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llnursingll 10

that's horrible, be safe. Call the cops and press charges.

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