By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 005
You deserved it 4 556

Same thing different taste

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Isa_fml 20

Oh, God. :( I'm so sorry. Poor little hammy. Call the police!

There's two offenses there that she can be arrested for. Breaking and entering and animal cruelty

Picture this: you're chillin' out, minding your own business (probably munching on sunflower seeds or something) when suddenly, four sharp prongs simultaneously impale your body... it's the most excruciating pain you've ever felt as the cold metal pierces your heart, lungs, brain and stomach. Praying for mercy, you briefly struggle and flail to free yourself from death's icy grip, but now your innards are pouring out everywhere and you're practically swimming in your own blood. As you succumb to your wounds and give up the futile fight for your life, all you can think is: "What have I done to deserve this?" ... Nothing, little hamster... you did nothing to deserve this :( RIP.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wow... and I thought MY ex was bad... this is absolutely horrendous. I don't even have words for how appalling and disgusting this is.

tbabyfosho 7

call the cops on that psycho. what the hell is wrong with people???

Oh my god :o poor hamster! I am so sorry to hear about this, you should probably get a restraining order

Call the police have the psycho arrested

You can sue for trespassing, I don't know about the hamster, destruction of property?