By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Can't you call then cops for that? ..

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jigglypuff34 16

Most serial killers started by hurting animals. Be very afraid.

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perdix 29

You shouldn't date Glenn Close! She's murder on rodents.

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Misshhh 23

Whoa ._. .. Let's all take a moment.. For OP's Hamster..

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ifavela89 13

wth physco did you call the cop? breaking an entry and killing your pet that's crazy

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MidnaLink 33

Have the Psycho Bitch thrown out and have a 60mi restraining order placed on her.

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jasmine2301 25

Wow poor hamster. Good thing you ditched the bitch. Hopefully you're smart enough to get a restraining order next.

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acroluvr98 11

hey, on the bright side if you bury it in the pet cemetary, it might come back to life

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

Sounds psychotic

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