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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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vrossie_ 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

Can't you call then cops for that? ..

123amanda123 14

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:04

the poor hamster! :(

Comments

Spark_Slicker 19

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:10

That savage bitch! I'd have knocked her teeth in.

MoRgAnLoVeSJM 8

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:11

OMG D: I hope you had a proper burial for it!

Lili_love 14

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:12

What did the hamster do? D:

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:15

God, no. PETA is awful.

Dame84 6

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:22

Is your hamster OK?

ksks1234 33

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:26

42-- PETA believes no one should own pets.

FelixJC 14

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:27

That's terrible and all, but it made me burst out laughing since I did NOT see that coming. Call the cops on her. And hopefully your hamster survived the stabbing.

dacronsurtr 7

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:30

Hey to the OP. I would highly suggest you take some legal action here. The ability to injure animals is a psychological trait of psychopaths, sociopaths, and people with antisocial disorders. Get some attention shined in her for both your sakes.

Cazz91 21

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:33

PETA believe in a lot of things that people shouldn't do towards animals. PETA is also one of the biggest hypocrite organizations ever known to exist when they violate their own beliefs and try to cover it up with a very "logical" explanation for their actions. I hate PETA.