Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues.... - FML

By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By sofked - 09/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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rockmasterflex69 0

Monday 19 October 2009 20:21

You don't break up with someone because they have anger issue,s you break up with them if they refuse to do something about it (therapy etc). Its not like he chose to have a problem. DO you think its crazy fun to be angry?

macnamera 0

Monday 19 October 2009 20:21

Well at least he has remained consistent.

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sanem0808238036 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:36

Oh and i agree with amatuer_ninja (:

MiseryMan 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:01

OP was dating Wolverine! She's practically a celebrity now!

linzilady 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:01

Wow. That's a little bit scary. But at least it was just your tires. And how can she deserve it for breaking up with him? Why would anyone stay in a relationship with a guy who would do that? It doesn't matter if she knew he had anger issues before they started dating, once you're in a relationship like that, you should be able to get out if you want to.

Superawesomestev 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:59

Shoot to kill. Otherwise it's your word against his, and he obviously has problems...

HahaYDI 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:11

Rofl-Lizard

doggie3 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:17

lucky you.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:55

Be prepared for some stalking. Well, a lot of stalking to be exact. What happened to cause him to snap before you broke up with him? Sounds like he finally dropped the fake facade and showed his true colors. Breaking up with him didn't help matters.

sphinx_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 3:44

wow better be away from him

paiix 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:20

at least you know you made the right choice :]

LeoV_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:41

#1 lmaocat? Wuh... Wait.... Hmm?

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Today, I was working on my laptop when the screen suddenly turned red. I was shocked since it's not that old, but my insurance just expired. On my way to the service I was thinking, "At least my car works!" Well... A few hours later, my car broke. FML

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