Valentine's slay, Living together and Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email...

By JTo - 03/03/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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Snoop

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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By hrtbrkn - 16/07/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Missing the point

By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 07:58

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I checked his phone. The reason I did so was to get his mum’s number so I could arrange to send her his Xmas present in a parcel, as a surprise as I wouldn't be with him. He found out when he asked me how I managed it, and I told him honestly. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:39

Aw, poor you. What a jerk!

BeautyAndBrains 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:41

Asshole.

Comments

Cassie5932 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:53

You said this happened today on valentines day, Well valentines day hasnt even happened.

Smiz 0

Monday 29 March 2010 5:24

on valentines day. ouch

random1368 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 14:30

What an asshole. I hope you got over him right away and found someone else and showed him that hw mwnt nothing.

misspimpins69 0

Monday 7 November 2011 6:12

U shouldve messaged her on his email

cats2277 0

Friday 16 March 2012 17:32

Who does that?!

Missy612 14

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:19

Why do the bad things always happen on Valentines Day?

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 14 November 2012 8:53

ouch way to ruin Valentine's day 4 u every year now

aliibbz 9

Tuesday 8 January 2013 1:08

sounds like an ass!

HateMySister 6

Tuesday 29 October 2013 21:24

A retarded douche. DON'T LET IT SPAWN

xXAlorraXx 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:52

guys are stuck jerks

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