Transportation: Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got...

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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You deserved it 65 743

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 630

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 3 160

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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You deserved it 899

Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 156

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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You deserved it 195

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 804

By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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You deserved it 12 325

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Friday 26 June 2009 12:23

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

Chidge 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:25

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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chy_fml 22

Saturday 4 July 2009 7:22

You are an ass and it is not fyl it is fhl for ever dating an insensitvie douche like yourself.

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:38

Look at all these retards saying he's a "jerk." Shut the hell up, you're all stupid.

ThatManWhoreDude 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:57

EXCUSE ME HATEFUL BITCHES but the man probably had a damn good reason to leave her. im sure hes saying **** hsi life because he felt liek shit. get over yourself and i hope talking down to people via internet makes you feel good.

Turdler 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:28

Shouldn't have broken up with her far from her house. My girlfriend showed up while I was at my ex's house asking for advice on how to break up with her (being faithful). I ended up breaking up with her at my ex's house, but had the balls to drive her to her friends house in her car, then walked back to my car. So props to you for driving her. But YDI cuz you did it awhiles away. Next time turn up the music :)

calvin_hobbes_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 19:40

ok, people saying that it's always the guys fault, **** you. the girlfriends that break up with me always break my heart, and I'd hate to think that that's my fault. And if this girl deserved to be dumped, then good for him. He's no jerk for doing that. I have no grudges against my ex's for that, although I might just be wierd.