Transportation: Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got...

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 176

You deserved it 65 743

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By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 466

You deserved it 5 034

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 771

You deserved it 3 630

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 337

You deserved it 3 160

By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 821

You deserved it 4 632

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 824

You deserved it 4 303

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 281

You deserved it 899

Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 939

You deserved it 156

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 379

You deserved it 195

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 131

You deserved it 28 804

By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 315

You deserved it 12 325

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:23

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

Chidge 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:25

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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SoSolidSingh 2

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:44

common sense drive her home then break up wow dumb!!

HOLAANNI 6

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:05

that happened to me only a little differently. My boyfriend broke up with me and then offered to drive me home because I didn't have a ride. I live 20 hours away. I started crying when ge picked up his girlfriend who he was cheating on me for. He piled her up on the 1st hour

whitloves14 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:50

you totally deserved it how could you

Juultje 8

Saturday 17 August 2013 17:27

OP broke up with his girlfriend for a reason. He didn't live her anymore, maybe she had cheated on him or OP had found someone else. And then he's like "You know what, I'll still get you back to the safety of your own home." And this is what he gets? Wow, dude. This must be why you're still single, #154.

scenebean11 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:27

That's what you get, dick .

Briarpatch1799 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:42

Not to be rude but if you had just broken up with the chick why were you driving her home?

Paradox_1234 6

Friday 6 September 2013 0:06

Cause he wasn't just gonna leave her there! HE had the common decency to make sure she got to her house safely.

jackie195 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:02

Your nice enough to drive her home

Green_Day_101 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 10:33

I don't see why people keep saying you deserve it and you're an asshole, you broke up with a girl, it happens! It doesn't make you a bad person... at least you were nice enough to drive her home.

tomuchtohandle 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:08

Gods trying to telling you something

MinaGermania 12

Saturday 15 March 2014 10:55

Somehow I feel that most of the people who say it's a YDI do it because OP broke up with her. If he didn’t have feelings for her anymore then that was the right decision to make and both of them did not deserve it. That he doesn't love her anymore doesn't mean he is oblivious to the pain he caused her and careless. So it's a FHisL and a FHerL