Miscellaneous: Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to...

By jasonnn - 30/03/2012 05:00 - Australia

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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You deserved it 2 611

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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You deserved it 5 355

By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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You deserved it 3 813

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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You deserved it 2 592

By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

Simoneaux17 11

Friday 30 March 2012 12:02

Your profile says you're 16 yet you have a picture of yourself smoking. Should have thought that through a little more.

ChaosAngel17 14

Friday 30 March 2012 12:12

Well, at least people can't say pics or it didn't happen.

Comments

brookiechii 1

Friday 30 March 2012 16:37

It's normal for parents to do that. Mine take millions of pictures of my boyfriend. Shes overreacting.

LemonLolly 10

Friday 30 March 2012 16:59

ooh, that does suck...

hateevryone 14

Friday 30 March 2012 17:19

It's your dad's fault.

shahroni1 3

Friday 30 March 2012 18:20

girl didnt wanted to be familiar .

ejjamael 5

Friday 30 March 2012 19:07

now you got a picture to jack off to

Mommyof2_91 10

Friday 30 March 2012 19:28

There is a difference between weed and those you listed though... Weed is not chemically altered like all of those drugs you listed, yes I know it can be... But pure weed, IN MY OPINION, is not a drug... Although I don't think 16 year olds should be doing it for the helm of it.

Mommyof2_91 10

Friday 30 March 2012 19:29

Ugh, this was supposed to go on the first girls comment...

letsnotgiveup 0

Friday 30 March 2012 19:42

Haha I would of just laughed and made fun of you:p she needs a sense of humor!!(:

pagullarka 9

Friday 30 March 2012 20:03

Well she was going to leave you anyways but at least now you have some pictures you can look at and prove to your grandkids you were a stud believe it or not

N8George 9

Friday 30 March 2012 21:36

she's a bitch

20th_century_fox 3

Friday 30 March 2012 23:13

if you've been dumped by a girl who can't handle the idiocyncracies of others, then i'd say you're better off. i shudder to think what might have happened should she have discovered that you like to go rock-climbing or something else that she disagrees with. next time, go for someone a little more chill.