Intimacy: Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my...

By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By soontobedumped - 15/01/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

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By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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Saturday 19 May 2012 6:13

Why would u do that with ur dad in the house? Ydi

TheMathMajor 26

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:16

I want to know what kind of parents would let their daughter take her boyfriend up to her room and close the door right after they just met him for the first time.

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Omit 4

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:22

I'd stop right there...

reddudeover 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:26

It really got awkward when the boyfriend yelled back, "not everyone's hung like a shrimp".

ICastillo 24

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:28

Haha That's funny right there. I don't care what anybody says.

TarieBoo 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 10:15

changed your photo again again?

ICastillo 24

Saturday 19 May 2012 14:58

Hahs ya

Trisha_aus 15

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:32

That sounds like something my dad would do...

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:36

Not too many things on this site make an actual effect on me but damn, girl! I'm incredibly old-fashioned but that's a rare level of disrespect. Shouting tacky comments would certainly not have been my father's reaction (or my husband's reaction if you were our daughter) so you should count yourself lucky.

pao0720 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:37

YDI. You should've had some respect for your parents!

perdix 29

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:39

Was he yelling at you or your mom? Like mother, like daughter -- you could be a congenital ******-faker.

reddudeover 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:49

It really got awkward when your boyfriend yelled back "not everyone's hung like a shrimp".

reddudeover 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 7:44

Sorry about this double post, I didn't think it went through app crashed. -_-

JBMcC 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:49

Score one for dad!

thatoneguy79 10

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:58

Perhaps you could save your bondage for a time you are less likely to be disturbed, such as after you move into your own place. In the mean time, there are other ways of bonding, such as playing games. You could even include your parents so they could get to know him too, if you planning to keep longer than the first ****, that is. Also, your dad is awesome.