Intimacy: Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my...

By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By soontobedumped - 15/01/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

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By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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Saturday 19 May 2012 6:13

Why would u do that with ur dad in the house? Ydi

TheMathMajor 26

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:16

I want to know what kind of parents would let their daughter take her boyfriend up to her room and close the door right after they just met him for the first time.

Comments

boomsl4ng 11

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:25

Omg a fml from portugal!!! Ydibtw, next time, do some "bonding" when alone or lower the volume! ;p

hecallsmedarlin 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 5:16

Why would you have sex in your parents house WITH them there?!?! ....that's just something so disrespectful that I jus wouldn't do. Plus, wouldn't you feel it as awkward to begin with?...

cmb8280 24

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:43

Eww, why would you be having loud sex with your parents in the house?! That's totally disgusting! Kudos to your dad!!

mightymart 5

Monday 21 May 2012 8:10

Ydi for being dumb enough to scream during sex and even have sex the first Time you introduce your bf to your parents..

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 22 May 2012 5:29

Having loud sex with your parents nearby? God, you're as classy as it gets.

AJRand 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 17:13

Were you faking?

missjo19 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 6:55

Some shit my dad would do lmao

bebekinza 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:45

how. em-ba-rassingg!!:0 omg

I_dont_exist 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:00

I think a lot of u are over looking this.. its sex there not "disrespecting the house". I think that a few of u need to grow up and stop being a dumbass.. I'm not trying to offend but it is easy to spot the virgins in these comments. stop over thinking everything and stfu