By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
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lkrunner101 7

Why would u do that with ur dad in the house? Ydi

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TheMathMajor 26

I want to know what kind of parents would let their daughter take her boyfriend up to her room and close the door right after they just met him for the first time.

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pinkpixie06 11

I can't believe you (and your boyfriend) thought you'd get away with that while your parents were home! Seems like a really awkward situation...not matter how old you are!

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PlaidPanda 9

Maybe she thought he wouldn't care? I wish we knew age... And apparently what country she lives in (does that really make a difference?)

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1x1y 12

So basically you have no respect for yourself or your parents. Nice!

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Myo_fml 20

You totally deserve it for disrespecting your parents' home by doing your boyfriend there especially after they JUST met him.

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yummylicious 5

**** your parents lives for having to listen to their disrespectful ass daughter have sex under the roof of their own home. Shame on you

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

I just found a new favorite drinking buddy! Your dad has a very well adjusted sense of humor.

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betty_white 12

i accidentally thumbed your comment up .. fml -.-

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

And I purposely thumbed yours down

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nikkitete 1

Why would you even think about doing that in your parents house is what I'm trying to fathom??? And right after you introduced him to them? Wow. But I highly doubt that this story is true.

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daltonromanowski 11

lol, what a ******* newbie. Rule one: don't have sex when your parents are home.

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dead247 13

I still live at home with the folks. I work full time, make some what decent money and pay all my bills. Would that then be acceptable to have sex with a girlfriend in my room, with the door closed, at night with it locked and tv going?

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simplylost643 0

#62- You answered that question by yourself with your first sentence. Btw, the answer is no, if your still confused. It sounds like your responsible enough with your life, why screw it up with disrespect.

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slushyslime 7

Why are you even asking for permission ?

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MuseFan1991 14

it's pretty obvious what you're planning on doing if you both sneak off upstairs. YDI for not being more subtle and being disrespectful enough to have sex when your parents are in without at least attempting to keep quiet. and also for thinking its acceptable to introduce him and then whisk him off to get your leg over. at least wait until night

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Crazberry 5

Lol your dad's funny :) You totally deserved that one though. Doing it while your parents are in the house... Tsk tsk.

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