Today, I brought my brand new (expensive) iPhone into work. Unfortunately,... - FML

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By Shay - 26/08/2017 14:39 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I brought my brand new (expensive) iPhone into work. Unfortunately, I work a a daycare. One of the kids got ahold of my phone and next thing I know the screen is shattered. $100 in repair, and when I take it home, the headphones don't work. FML.

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