Animals: Today, I brought my dog to the vet for a routine surgery. The...

By lylethomes15 - 21/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I brought my dog to the vet for a routine surgery. The vets assured me that no dog had ever died during this procedure. Apparently my dog was the first. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 02:00

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML

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By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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By lukey101 - 07/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was flattered to receive a hand-addressed letter for the first time in years. I tore it open to discover it was actually addressed to my dog. It was a vaccination reminder from his vet. FML

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By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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By yes I felt EVERYTHING - 11/01/2022 20:01

Today, I went in for surgery. All my life, my biggest fear has been that the anesthesia would paralyze me, but not actually put me to sleep. The doctors assured me the chances of that are almost none. You can probably guess how my surgery went. FML

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By tbright010 - 08/04/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

omg im so sorry!! thats so sad. jeez

betsymonty 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

So sorry. They should at least pay for a new puppy.

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matt1998 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:02

Haha good

chris3113 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:18

wow.... all I can say is things happen for a reason...

sydniyo 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:04

Omg that's so sad i am so sorry

ikeydude 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 2:18

Oh my god that's horrible!

Nicoley14 3

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:26

That is absolutely horrible. I am so sorry. RIP

bobbyawesome 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 3:36

For the 2576 people that said you deserved it you are f u c k I n g f a g g o t s.

natsaysheyyy 16

Tuesday 24 April 2012 0:56

That is so depressing. I'm so sorry. I'd be heartbroken if that happened to me.

funnyman227 0

Friday 1 June 2012 15:15

Jesus people, 2623 "you deserved it's"?!?! What the hell is wrong with you. -.-

JacobWat 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:19

Haha! Funniest FML I've read in awhile, thanks. Dogs are freaking idiotic and gross, and it is my personal opinion that THIS should happen to all dogs. Oh and by the way, YDI you dog loving bastard. It's your fault your dog died. I hope you feel bad, I know I would. (not really, haha) So were you screwing your dog or what? Just wondering. Seems like a sick thing niggers like you would do. Sick ass mother ******. Something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you. Go kill yourself.