Transportation: Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After... - FML

By higagram - 10/09/2010 03:15 - United States

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 10 September 2010 9:35

Manners went out of style in the early 90's. It seems you won't make it anywhere in this world if you're polite to others. People seem to take it the wrong way and see you as even more of an asshole than you really are. If you were even one in the first place.

JokeMeister 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:36

The correct response was"**** You!!"

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NeonAgatha 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:40

lol XD

Tsui 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:49

Take this word from a New Jerseyan himself [me, that is…], we NJ-ans get really impatient rather quicker than Floridians… or any other person for that matter… OP, you'll REALLY hate to drive in Jersey. P.S.: Honking your horn in NJ with no reason is illegal, but cops WILL do it to you and they WILL pull you over because you cause them to honk at you.

xxKELLxx 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 2:57

Get used to it, it's the dirty jerz. (I can say it because I've lived here my whole life)

msl1333 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:02

it's Jersey. What do you expect?

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:09

I hate people from NJ, but what the he'll does that have to do with it?

remy3106 10

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:57

in from new jersey!!! why do u hate me?!?! my heart is broken!!

flyboy57 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:20

LOL!

lindseytaylor201 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:52

WELCOME TO JERSEY!!! 'your on the jersey shore bitch!!' hahah. I live in jersey. I have the right to say that. lol

s5n1el 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:04

nj for ya

LeftyPitcher 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:20

i live in jerseyvthatvis the closet u will ever get sorry and thank you

OnlyInhuman_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:25

YDI for going to New Jersey.

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