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By higagram - 10/09/2010 03:15 - United States

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

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Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 10 September 2010 9:35

Manners went out of style in the early 90's. It seems you won't make it anywhere in this world if you're polite to others. People seem to take it the wrong way and see you as even more of an asshole than you really are. If you were even one in the first place.

JokeMeister 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:36

The correct response was"**** You!!"

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beastmode96 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:59

how much u wanna bet it was someone from jersey shore

thedonvespe 1

Friday 10 September 2010 17:30

I lived in New Jersey... the people are somewhat rude there. Don't worry, I'm not rude when I was there. So I know how you feel. FYL

johnk662561 0

Friday 10 September 2010 17:48

It's New Jersey. Having to be a complete asshole is written into their State Constitution. You're lucky you weren't deported to Rhode Island.

underpaid011 0

Friday 10 September 2010 17:57

you were in jersey! what did you expect?

canter91 3

Friday 10 September 2010 18:00

Welcome to NJ.. What did you expect?? I've lived here my whole life, everyone hates you and no one is afraid to show it. Manners and politeness are a thing of the past. lol

Wizardroxx 3

Friday 10 September 2010 18:21

Ay, get used to hostility.. You haven't seen shit yet, Brooklyn that is. 8)

il_bastardo 0

Friday 10 September 2010 19:07

As someone who's originally from Jers, I'd say that's just a part of our standard etiquette. It's the same as her saying,"I except your apology, my dear. Have a lovely day". Don't take it to heart.

tyleza 1

Friday 10 September 2010 19:09

lmao .. she was probably from somewhere else -- like LA

crauen 0

Friday 10 September 2010 19:21

hey, what r u going to do? it's Jersey

Fabby_fml 2

Friday 10 September 2010 19:34

YDI for going to Jersey in the first place, why the **** would you do that?

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