Miscellaneous: Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he...

By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By Hassan - 23/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:55

You poor, naive, innocent soul. ...What a lucky pickpocket.

HonestTruth 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:00

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

Comments

Listerinekiss_fml 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:05

Wow op either that pick pocket is really bold or you're really naive because he allowed you to see that wallet on the ground and you didn't even recognize it be careful op he's probably gonna get you again

The_F3rris 11

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:45

Yeah, pick pockets aren't like lightning. They DO strike again!

Tezoma 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:16

But if he stood there holding the wallet, and there was enough time for there to even be an awkard silence, I can't help but wonder if the man had even planned on taking it at first.

citymayer 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 15:34

Agreed. He's either trying to find OP to get it back to him or he's laughing bc OP is kind of stupid. Check your belongings!!!

Zangetsu67 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:34

Always check before you put your wallet back in your pocket

zandalee 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:36

For some weird reason I read this with a very strong English accent. Sounds awfully civilized what what.

darwinism 30

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:51

Must have been quite a bump for your wallet to fall out. Too bad your name isn't Carl, otherwise you could have quickly sprinted back and catch the theaving ****. FYL Mr. Lewis.

perdix 29

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:52

You bump into a guy "on the streets," as you put it, and see a familiar-looking wallet on the ground. What made you assume it was his?

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:48

His mental defect.

hama806 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:52

OP sees the good in people. Nothing wrong with that...except when they pick your pocket.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:58

For some reason, this made think of a scene from Pulp Fiction. "Which wallet is yours?" The one that says Bad Motherf**ker.

Mahtari 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 12:58

Pwned. That sucks, OP.

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 7 July 2012 13:27

Op/Aaron, I'm sorry to tell you this but, you didn't bump into this guy accidentally: he deliberately bumped into you so you wouldn't notice him pickpocketing you. You wouldn't have even realized it until much later if he didn't butter fingers the wallet and drop it after lifting it from you. The awkward silence was him thinking he got caught and then hardly believing his good fortune that you didn't clue in it was yours. Sorry Op, you got conned, twice. :p