Health: Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle.... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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What? Why?

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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beccaishereyay 11

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:46

Keyword: tried.

lenluigi 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 11:49

if you can't sniff it try tasting it

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AH1Zviper 15

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:04

You shouldn't be talking when you still use photo shop

MischievousLoki 6

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:17

Steps on how to smell a scented candle: Step 1: Blow out the little flame. Step 2: Wait for the smoke to clear. Step 3: Sniff the candle. Following these steps will help you not to burn your nose.

kjb1234 5

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:24

Just wow

ainsleydack 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:29

Wow. My cat did that once, and burned her whiskers.

awesomegirlO 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:32

Don't feel bad. I've done the same thing.

Iamme30069 5

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:38

Dumbass you eat candles you dont smell them

itssjulia 13

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:45

Wowww I can see me doing that XDD

cynicaloptimist 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 19:49

I should be allowed to vote "you deserved it" multiple times on such fml

JW_SR 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:33

Well duh!

loveit0730 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 20:54

Words cannot describe how idiotic this sounds lol. But i hope your nose is ok!

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